Funny dating website profiles
We see ugly people too, but they're not the main actors.
Write the wrong thing, and you’re doomed to fail, with your empty inbox serving as a constant reminder that your profile’s problematic.
The over-the-top attitude you can get away with on a more casual dating app like Tinder can be a turn-off on CMB if women think you’re not taking the app seriously.e “Show, Don’t Tell” rule still applies, and now we’re going to add another one: The “70/30” rule.
On longer profiles, you want 70% of it to be about you, and 30% of it to describe what you’re looking for.
It’s been marketed as a “woman-friendly” alternative to Tinder, so you definitely want to keep your profile classy to be successful on this app.
She doesn’t want to read a boring list of adjectives.